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Towers of London

And I don’t mean the shit faux-Punk band whose leading turn made a tit of himself on Nevermind The Buzzcocks. Although ‘about as Punk as Enya’ remains one of the best put downs I’ve heard.   Just something I came across on Twitter – made by @thisismikehall

Towers of London

I shot a man yesterday…

I rarely like poetry. Too much of it, even among the pieces held up as worthy by those supposedly in the know, is far too self indulgent. Writing might have therapeutic side effects, but it still isn’t therapy. Anyway, here’s one of the exceptions… I shot a man yesterday And […]

I shot a man yesterday…

RIGHT! Let’s write.

The honey moon is over, the bloom has gone off, the love has left and now there’s just a life time’s worth of grinding monotony to look forward to. Crashed America has been out for (just about) a month now and I’m glad to say the reception has been fairly […]

RIGHT! Let’s write.

Cattle Cultural Appreciation

Never let it be said that I don’t try to broaden peoples horizons and open new cultural vistas… KAMP Livestock Cattlerap Sessions 2014 – Rhett Parks from studiokamp on Vimeo. And if that doesn’t make you want some Crashed America then you’re a soul less scumbag.

Cattle Cultural Appreciation

Have you heard the good news?

This week I will mostly be behaving like a half arsed Jehovah’s Witness. Expect me to knock repeatedly on your electronic door early of a morning, linger awkwardly in your doorway, shout through the letter box and harass you endlessly to read my pamphlets. Or newsletter, to be more accurate. […]

Have you heard the good news?

In the jungle, the mighty jungle…

… my novella’s free tonight. Amazon have finally caught up with my own largesse and made Laikanist Times permafree on both their US and UK sites. Same should apply to the rest of the world of course but if it doesn’t then give it a week or so and the […]

In the jungle, the mighty jungle…

Soon to be extinct…

A random image for the day by Andy Council

Soon to be extinct…

Crashed America – Coming Soo-…

… oh wait, it’s already arrived. Yes folks Crashed America has been up and available for nigh on 24 hours now and, as the sky hasn’t fallen and I haven’t thrown myself out of the window in despair I’d say it’s all going fairly well. Of course as I live […]

Crashed America – Coming Soo-…

Crashed America is… HERE!

Crashed America is formally, finally and irrevocably available from a retailer near you as of today! Available as both an ebook and paperback you’re (almost) spoilt for choice when it comes to reading what critics are calling ‘a book, definitely a book‘. And at the low low price of $3.99/£3.08 (ebook) […]

Crashed America is… HERE!

Crashed America – 1 DAY!

Rumour has it that the ancient Celts predicted that the end of the world would come on May 1st 2014 – they were at least part right. Momentous things are a’coming; times they are’a changing, a bad moon is rising, God’s gonna cut you down, the Devil really has gone […]

Crashed America – 1 DAY!

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